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Guildness

A play on the word business that is catered for MMO players and their guild's.
Person A: Let's go watch a movie.
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*
by The Big LeGasp April 12, 2011
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Guildenstern

The better of the two in the play Hamlet.
Guildenstern is fantastic, ie. Better than Rosencrantz
by Hildy November 18, 2003
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Georgia Guidestones

A group of rocks with a message written in twelve languages (notably, this includes English, Sanskrit, and Classical Greek), essentially advocating a world Government. These were erected and funded by an anonymous donor using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian, so we do not know if this is an individual or a representative of a group, and how much power and influence they have.

The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:

1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Person A: The Georgia Guidestones prove that there is at least one person with at least some influence advocating a world government.

Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!

Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
A C C E L E R A T E

A C C E L E R A T E
by swntimentoffreedom July 9, 2020
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Guilecent

The state of being apparently guilty and innocent of the same crime. Defined by the public response to the crime.
He's not guilty and he's not innocent, so he must be Guilecent.
by Adam Z August 1, 2006
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Guilderstench

(Adj): Something with the stench of a guilder.
Those country folks wreak of guilderstench!
by elphaba03 November 12, 2010
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Guiltgestion

A suggestion delivered in a manner that will make you feel so guilty you'll have no choice but to take it. Powerful recovery tool used by PAJO.
Sponsor-"You should invite your parents to anniversary night so you can publicly thank them for putting up with you...just a suggestion " Sponsee-"Wow, that's like a guiltgestion."
by S.P.M April 20, 2013
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Gildest

He is worth gold , he is the best person u can meet.

Don't lose him he is precious like gold .
Gildest Gildu Gill
by Brain brain November 23, 2021
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