Guimosexual

A Guido that is too self maintain (ie. waxed eyebrows that are a little too thin, overly tan, J-Lo type sunglasses etc.) that confuses for a homosexual

Guimosexuals include but are not limited to: The cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Club Fist Pumpers

by LustyVanessa posted for Orien April 9, 2010

guimo

One or more persons, who belong to the trend called Guido who decide to start a pop-punk or emo band. They lack talent and are made fun of by a large group of people. The amount of gel used in their hair tends to make their guitar pics and drum sticks slide out of their hands.

Start-Up are the founders of Guimo, Homebase in Nutley

by Negrodamus Phil April 25, 2006

Guimo

The term used to describe a small, squeaky, hampster-like boy with a microscopic-sized penis that likes to f'donk other guys.

That guimo sure is gay. He just f'donked Dan.

by Mr.Peanut July 16, 2008

guilmon

A digimon that Takato drew and cam to life from the Digimon Tamers series.

A: Hey I made a digimon!
B:What's it's name?
A: Guilmon.

by Korekiyolover November 28, 2021

guiedo

Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.

Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...

by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010

Guimos

A mexican who dresses like a guido or jersey shore guy. Usually has two or more of the following such as stupid ass haircut, both ears pierced, tight shirts with collars and the sleeves barely even cover the shoulder area, tight girl pants, thinking they are "bad ass" or "get all the girls" type of mind set, always use the word "swag" Always has a pair of sunglasses that look terrible and overly gelled hair.

Marcus:Hey did you see those mexicans?

Joe: Yeah fucking guimos. Need to go back to their snake skin boots with extra long points, big ass belt buckles, and taco hats.

Marcus: Yeah they need to get it straight! There not Italian! why do they need to steal styles, it doesnt get girls.

by BEA5T December 17, 2011

Guimo

Exhibiting both guido and emo traits simultaneously. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Bragging to your friends about the skank you banged, then crying alone because she broke your heart.

It is guimo when someone you try to intimidate stands up for themselves and you then cry because they don't respect you.

Person 1: "I spend all my time at the gym so I'll look good and people still don't respect me or acknowledge how tough I am :*( "

Person 2: "Wow. You are a guimo."

by OdoyleRules November 17, 2009