guerino

a male who is permanently horny; can't think of anything except sex; can't do anything except have sex; obsessed.

girl 1: "all he wanted was head on the first date!"
girl 2: "what a guerino!"

by the commander of the clit August 26, 2003

Guerline Pierre

Guerline Pierre is known as a businesswoman and a CO-Founder of Bon Déjeuner! Radio since 2018. Bon Déjeuner! Radio is a radio station owned by her spouse called Werley Nortreus since 2017.

Did you know that Guerline Pierre is the spouse of Werley Nortreus?

by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018

guerrilla cartooning

The act of drawing, writing, and completion a cartoon or comic strip at the work place. All in the danger of a write up or loss of a job. Comics are usually finished on the spot, and on found on company materials such as sticky-notes, memorandums, and the backs of reports.

Max doesn't understand that his guerrilla cartooning is going to get him fired!

by the toonist June 15, 2009

guerrilla wedding

A spontaneous wedding held in a public location without securing a permit. For more free-wheeling types that are loath to go through red tape just to say "I do".

Where is our wedding you ask? Well, it's a guerrilla wedding so we can't tell you right now.

by TDubSLP June 19, 2016

guerriero

Queen of the underworld in ancient McNeliscian mythology. The most beautiful of all the goddesses! It was said that just to gaze at her could turn even a gay mortal mans member to hard rock. She was also goddess of the harvest & commanded the moon. Followers of Guerriero celebrated the first full moon after the Spring and Fall equinox. Guerriero was capable of transforming her look and appearance. One moment she could have short blond hair the next long and flaming red. Also her clothing could change magically always appearing fashionably in touch with society. Most of the time Guerriero had a sweet disposition, but once aggravated her fiery temper would flare and woe to the person who brought down her wrath! It was known that Guerriero's tongue could strike quicker than a cobra & her words could sting like a scorpion! She once made Hercules cry like a baby! The only god strong enough of mind and body to weather her fiery wrath was PMac also known as Big Paulie King of the underworld in McNelisian mythology. He was known to be the smartest and wisest of all the gods. It should also be noted that PMac was well endowed! Once PMac laid eyes upon Guerriero he could think of nothing else also his scepter swelled immensely! PMac pursued her with vigor, writing poetry in her name and making her laugh with his quick wit. PMac won the greatest prize, the heart and mind of Guerriero. PMac made Guerriero his queen and they ruled the underworld hand in hand and in perfect unity.

Modern day example - Yo my nigga I'm heading over to Cassadaga to get me one of those Guerriero amulets so my penis will stay hard when I'm banging my bitch.

by Big Paulie Mac November 4, 2013

Bishop Guertin Lax

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011

Guerrilla Tennis

An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.

Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.

Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."

Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!

by The Magilla Guerrilla January 14, 2008