Gubernment

Only used in context when bitching about any government entity.

Any monies extracted from the citizenship by any Gubernment is a tax, no matter what the Gubernment calls it, or what spin they put on it.

by AlmostFree March 12, 2008

Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.

Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.

by Caltexeg March 13, 2020

Bishop Guertin Lax

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011

Gubernot

1.n. One who is unable to view a situation or object clearly and straight on, as if their vision is impaired. Can be literal or figurative.

If Greg wasn't such a gubernot and kept his eyes on Sally's face, he wouldn't be gettin sued for sexual harassment.

by 50_Cent April 29, 2008

guertin

The act of checking your speed while snowboarding or skiing. Originating from an unknown snowboarder who became famous for checking his speed when he should really have just manned up and pointed downhill.

"I knuckled on that jump because I guertined right before takeoff."

by TommyOG January 26, 2009

Guberium

A Guberium is a homosexual robot. Sometimes referred to a Gubes for short. Other synonyms include: Gluberius, Jewferrian, Boobius, or just Boobies.

One time a well-oiled Guberium battled mutants in the Physics room.

by Nick123087 March 24, 2007

Guber

A slang word used to describe an idiotic, stupid person. Someone with a total lack of intelligence and very bone-idle. Often used toward someone who has just done something stupid to emphasise their stupidity. Is also used to make the 'guber' feel more humiliated.

Someone with a very low social status

Boy: 'Have you seen k's profile lately, she looks like a right guber'
Girl: 'Yeah, her brother's just the same, he's started straightening his hair to look cool, but really, he looks like a proper guber'

*A boy takes some photos of himself looking in a mirror, and posts them on the internet.*
Boy1: 'Have you seen H's new photos?'
Boy2: 'No, why? What's he doing?'
Boy1: 'Nothing, he just looks like a guber'

by Dubra Boy December 22, 2010