by stephanyface September 26, 2005
Juan: "I'm from Guatemala."
Mark: "Do people live in trees there?"
Juan: "Yeah! But we have elevators!"
Mark: "Cool!"
Mark: "Do people live in trees there?"
Juan: "Yeah! But we have elevators!"
Mark: "Cool!"
by Guatemalan from Guatemala March 17, 2011
Mexican: Oh man, I'm gonna illegally cross the border to America! Oh yeah.
Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.
Guatemalan: I'm going to illegally cross the border to Mexico! Oh yeah. I can't wait to get out of Guatemala.
by MotherTeresaGhandi101 March 10, 2008
A term for oral sex. It is derived from the noise made by the woman when she gags on the male genitalia and produces a sound that resembles a muffled "guatemala."
by bleeberry May 29, 2010
A top-secret code name for a little fat kid spotted out in public, so as to not draw attention to the fact that you're commenting on the obesity of a child. Can be abbreviated to "guat".
Look over there, we've got a guatemala at 4 o'clock near the Doritos!
I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!
I love the way that guatemala dances in that funny YouTube video!
by pinkgold December 1, 2015
by -yeahw/e November 19, 2004
A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.
"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."
by aquanetta jones August 2, 2009