The Guantanamo

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."

I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.

by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

by Dude of Life August 10, 2008

Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

Garth Hill College

Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)

Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah

by ISurvivedGarthHillCollege October 2, 2019

Ghartoosh

Arabic word meaning "Baby Killer"

Holy shit is that a Ghartoosh!!!

by OGshottyscrub February 11, 2010

Guantanamo Style

The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.

I took her/him to the men's room and nailed her/him Guantanamo Style.

by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010