Grumpa Bailey

To describe one in a state of grumpyness.

Person 1: "Stop being so grumps you Grumpa Bailey"

Person 2: "Don't even get me started. I am not grumpy, ok?!!!! I'm just saying things can be more professional around here. What a gong!"

Person 3: Ok sorry hardcore honger.

Person 2: "Sheeesh"

by FlexIn September 16, 2005

grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

by Jon January 17, 2004

grain grippa

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such siesta.

Hit 'em over the head with a beer can or turn up the hit list as loud as you want, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.

by Robtor April 26, 2011

Grumpaluncher

Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching

Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?

Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?

The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!

Guy 1: Wow that guy sure is a grumpaluncher

Guy 2: Yeah he kill 28 people in the last hour

by The Loner Boobatio May 17, 2011

Grippage

Being charged an exorbitant amount of money for something trivial, almost to a point of being ripped off. The origination of grippage comes from the pain of over paying for something that it feels like your balls are figuratively being gripped.

You spent $100 on that whack ass haircut? Man that is grippage.

by FishAtWork August 14, 2018

Grumpasauras

Grumpy in a cute, set-in-your-ways kind of way.

He's not mad at you; he's just being a Grumpasauras.

by Snewz June 24, 2008

grumpasaurus rex

One who is dour on a colossal scale.

Person 1: "What's wrong with Bill today?"
Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."

by bmyoung November 25, 2013