Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012

Groupert

A collection (or group) of Ruperts.

You've heard of a flock of sheep and a herd of cows, but have you heard of a groupert of Ruperts?

by alex_s_28 May 25, 2019

groupies

Sluts who sleep with bands

Groupies are sluts who sleep with the band.

by Sneff September 15, 2005

gloucester glove puppet

Masturbating your parter with a fist full of stinging nettles.

After entering the overgrown wood, Chris insisted Grace give him a Gloucester glove puppet.

by Rainman68 July 15, 2014

Gloucester Academy

Shittiest school in the UK. North Korea but it’s a school. Literally a prison camp. U get a detention if ur shirt ain’t tucked in properly.

Bob: I hate my school.

Jeff: At least you don’t go to Gloucester academy.

by TheTaxMan420 July 11, 2022

kelsea's groupies

The name for the fan base of Kelsea Ballerini (radio disney's best new artist in 2017)

Can you believe that Kelsea Ballerini came to the hotel room of a few of the Kelsea's Groupies to celebrate a fan's birthday?

by kbgroupies March 7, 2017

Kent Groupies

A girl who attends Kent State University in Kent , Ohio who is considered a slut, hoe bag, or a girl who will do whatever it takes to score, or to have a college come-up.

1. Did you see that one Kent Groupie in Ryans face.

2. Those Kent Groupies were in the bathroom with one guy.

by Amber2Fast November 15, 2011