Ground-Hogging

When you have to poop really bad, but you are forced to hold it, and you feel like you are about to poop yourself.

The next bathroom isn't for an hour, and I'm already ground-hogging

by Cammy Marty McMaster Party July 2, 2012

ground hogging

you take a dump into someone else's asshole

she had it in for a ground hogging

by nathan zimmerer October 12, 2005

Ground Hogging

Male masturbation with the aid of a toilet paper roll, or in the case of those who are exceptionally gifted, a paper towel roll.

I was ground hogging with the roll yesterday, and got a paper cut.

by Bing77 October 9, 2011

groundhogging

Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.

"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"

by Willie James Huff July 23, 2007

Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.

Dad i have to take a dump. Groundhog it son

by Matt May 26, 2004

groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".

Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!

by Airica November 13, 2005

Groundhogging

When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".

I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.

by Salty_Guru June 21, 2019