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Groblin

A term for aggressive short people, it is a combination between a gremlin and a goblin. Mostly used when the short person is being aggressive and is need of a calm down.
You need to stop calling me short! We all know already”

Whatever you say groblin.”
by Toelicker5665 April 21, 2022
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Grobbling

Kevin: Gruhmbmergahber
Casey: What's wrong with Kevin?
Jason: He's Grobbling because Ariel broke up with him in front of his friends.
by Tuxxette March 19, 2015
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Gromlins

Gromlins are a race of aboreal marsupials. These strange creatures originated as a result of glaciation in Western Europe during the Maezo-panteric era - prior to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Gromlin habitats used to be spread throughout Europe, with pockets located in every mountain range. Due to the effects of shoddy geography and a lack of reading, social retardation has set in and these elusive creatures can now only be found in glacial regions where they chew on the ice in a futile search for nourishment.

The exception is a small band that are native to Paris, France, who have survived in a local theme park and are the cause of severe rain showers. This band of Gromlins have been known to jostle umbrella wielding gentlemen and caused dampness on the arms of their charges - for which Gromlins should be blamed...
Look at those Gromlins!

Gromlination of the glacial crust can lead to degradation and enhanced calving.

That was a very interesting lesson on Gromlins that I just attended - Gromlins rock!

Damn you Gromlins and your Gromlin induced damparmitis!
by DrBLeeveme June 16, 2010
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Grambling

When your grandparent gambles, usually for pennies or other small change.
Today my grandma won $3.42 playing cribbage. She's been grambling at the Senior Center every Thursday afternoon.
by EbarneywithasilentE October 26, 2019
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Grooblin

A noun a insult used to call a pedophile a goblin.
Wueen aurora is a grooblin who likes minorz
by Ananymously posting July 14, 2023
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Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Done whilst listening to a collection of indy/electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.
As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.
by Yet One More Guy January 11, 2009
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Grambling

A vaguely menacing sexual act, referring to any number of possibly degrading maneuvers. Generally, the act refers to the lesser known, but largely more perverse, sex moves. A grambler is a dominant role, and as such is usually reflected as the male participant. However, females are not excluded in having the ability to gramble. The recipient of a good grambling should feel simultaneously ashamed and satisfied. Origins are derived from the city of Grambling, Louisiana.
"Dude, I don't know. Last night was weird. I took this girl back to my room and we spent two solid hours grambling. I have never done, or heard of, anything this grotesque before. I mean, I stuck my nose in there. God, I need a therapist. I hope I never see her again."
by GODOFTHUNDERR March 17, 2012
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