Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.
Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."
by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015
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by joshuajdickerson1 April 19, 2009
Get the Golf Nap mug.A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.
A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.
A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.
by ~dick April 13, 2014
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Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.
Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
by DFH66 February 27, 2013
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