Griswald syndrome

Fear or anger felt upon the realization that you neighbors have more holiday lights than you do.

Lori developed Griswald syndrome after seeing her neighbors Christmas lights. All she talks about is how she needs to get more lights up.

by taprad1 December 18, 2008

griswald

Dirty, longhaired, bearded, often skanky mainly homeless!

Man that is one dirty GRISWALD!

by Whisper M. February 1, 2009

griswalds

Tourists in cottage country, complete with dogs, kids and toys on the roof of their SUV, usually loud and annoying.

The Griswalds have taken over the next cottage, there goes sanity.

by Rolly September 8, 2005

Grizwold

fat stinky bear-like creature who ate his shit when he was for and got sucked off by a black man twice.

god damn it grizwold

by Griswold's lover March 2, 2022

Lazy Griswald

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald

by Bush mick December 14, 2020

griswald

Tourist family, after the movie with Chevy Chase.
Tourist with big overloaded car or SUV, always lost, usually rude. Expression heard in Key West shortly after the first "Griswald" movie.

oh geez, lookout here come the Griswalds.
Hey, Griswald senior tips good, for a Griswald.

by Al Graham September 6, 2005

Grizzard

Short for the "Grey Wizard," a Grizzard is an extremely reclusive individual with premature grey hair. Rarely seen outside of his lair except to seek sustenance, most of a Grizzard's time is spent playing video games and contributing little to nothing to society.

The Grizzard didn't leave his room today...as expected.

by Nukeling November 12, 2014