grizewald

You're worst fucking nightmare unless you have an avatar and an introduction post

:griz: a grammar nazi without equal in this world or the next.

E.g. you'd better get an avatar and check your spelling because grizewald wil be here to rip you a new one in a second.

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by JCWest November 4, 2013

Grizwald

Wild and Educated,
Album and song by JustTayland,
Record Label by Tayland

“Grizwald land don’t take no chance, real niggas don’t die we Advance” - Tayland

by JustTayland December 6, 2021

Griswald

A small pressure-triggered grenade, about the size of an AA battery. Can be hidden in foods like bread or soft fruits, which is why you NEVER eat in hostile territory.

Neil foolishly bit into the apple the shady stranger gave him, and a small explosion blew off the bottom of his face. A griswald was hidden in the apple.

by JAYN3 C0BB May 31, 2010

griswald knot

A large and complicated knot. Taken from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation when the main character, Clark Griswald, passed off a string of lights in a basketball sized knot to his son. It's most commonly seen made of electrical cords from game consoles and computer systems.

Good luck getting that out. It's wrapped itself into a Griswald Knot.

by shrkdrvr January 11, 2008

Glizzwald

Some random ass word Quinn (the queen of hyperpop) said in Days by Saturn

"Don't fuck with Bloodhounds we keep them glizzwalds"

by zvkpn June 4, 2022

Glizwald

A slang term derived from the word glicky, which is derived from the popular firearm brand Glock.

Popularized by youtuber Noob Dog.

“Yo man, is that your new Glizwald?”

“Yea dude, it’s a .40! Let’s go shoot it”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

Griswald syndrome

Fear or anger felt upon the realization that you neighbors have more holiday lights than you do.

Lori developed Griswald syndrome after seeing her neighbors Christmas lights. All she talks about is how she needs to get more lights up.

by taprad1 December 18, 2008