Grinching

When your male partner is angry with you and hate fucks you wearing a green condom on Christmas, followed by his own self loathing.

My girl had me in a bad mood last night , so I gave her a grinching.

I Grinched her good.

by eastcoastlifestyle April 22, 2018

Grinching

When a man has skinny arms and legs but a slightly protruding fat gut.

I thought that guy was cute until I took off his clothes and realized he was Grinching.

by N.anno0o December 14, 2016

Grinching

The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.

A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.

by c. wrangler July 14, 2022

Grinching

Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.

The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”

“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”

by DickStinkem January 13, 2023

Grinching

Inserting semen back in the urethra by way of blowing semen through a straw directly into the urethra.

Hey babe, can you keep grinching me?

by Helibobter2 April 30, 2024

Grinching

Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.

Hey babe can you come grinch me?

Wow, I could sure use a good grinching session.

by Helibobter2 May 6, 2024

Grinching

Green phlegm

The smallpox got her grinching radioactive green

by dr sus December 21, 2024