Grib

An incriment of twelve years. Derived from the word Gribbin.

I remeber when I was just a grib, my father told me the facts of life

by Aaron L. Sked December 1, 2003

grib

Grib / gribbed / gribbing – The supernatural act of vicariously possessing your weakest friend and making them do outrageously chaotic and embarrassing stunts. To “grib” is to turn a friend into an agent of pure, ridiculous chaos, usually leaving onlookers confused, laughing, or questioning reality.

“I didn’t touch a thing—he just gribbed himself into knocking over the entire display at the store.”

by Treynell Gilton August 18, 2025

Grib shot

A surprising shot to the rib area to an unsuspecting friend using stiff fingers or the knuckles.

While walking into the store Brian was in la-la land so Erik and Aaron performed a double grib shot.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Grib Weights

young, large and perky female breasts

Sally's looking might fine today....she has an excellent set of grib weights.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Grib hangers

old, saggy, flapjack, orangutan type boobies that hang down past her knees.

It's too bad Ashley fell out the window and caught her boobs on the rail. She hung there for three hours! She used to have a nice set of grib weights, but now all she has is grib hangers.

by aabke August 11, 2009

Gribbler

One who lusts for feet, toes in particular.

“Did you see Hannah go after Gavin’s feet? She’s such a gribbler.”

by Gribbler69 July 31, 2019

gribnets

the remaining pieces of fecal matter that do not make it down the drain on the first flush

it took three flushes to clear out all the remaining gribnets

by thecla5h December 30, 2019