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greenock

Shithole with more drugs in it than Pablo Escobar could dream of having
Mate, ye want tae go tae Greenock, the cocaine supply is low again and it's the cheapest place in scotland for it.
by h cult official September 17, 2020
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el greeno

pot, marijuana, used to describe weed
"Hey did you ask John for some of that el greeno man?"
by Tim Parsons June 13, 2006
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Greenout

When someone smokes so much marijuana that they black out and lose consciousness
Dam, Jordan took some mad weed hits outta the bong! i think he might greenout
by SwagJuice July 20, 2010
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Nobles and Greenough School

I'll admit that Nobles is a pretty decent school except they're not the best. Roxbury Latin clears your poverty ass school. Y'all suck at pretty much everything other than sports and have women at your school so your all simps. But in conclusion its an ok school. If you go to Nobles stay mad that you don't go to RL but be glad you don't go to Milton.
Milton is somehow even worse than the Nobles and Greenough School, I didn't think it was possible.
by Yeah, you right Milton sucks November 1, 2023
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Noble and Greenough School

A private school in Dedham, MA, whose student body is not immune to the entitled nature that plagues many students at other ISL schools. That said, the students at Nobles have many redeeming qualities, including a "Noble" competitive spirit that compels them not to stoop to the same levels as some other students in the ISL. Although a rivalry with Milton Academy exists, it is generally the Milton students that resort to un-sportsman-like conduct (we, however, are intelligent enough to understand the irony of this statement).

There is a large population of preppy people at Nobles, as is to be expected, and though definite social cliques do exist, there are some who find it possible to socialize with members of all social divisions. They are unspeakably chill individuals.

While the school has an obvious bias towards sports, and it seems that all of the self-dubbed "popular" people play sports, the administration is attempting to shift this focus by building a new arts center. Only time will tell what happens to the social aspect of this sports focus.

The school is occasionally (well, often) accused of being too politically correct, but honestly, one would find that anywhere. Teachers, as a general rule, are very liberal. After all, teachers do not make money, and it is really only the disgustingly wealthy or the grossly uneducated that become Republicans. Suffice it to say, teachers are neither.

The school is also in posession of a castle. That just sort of trumps everything.
"Wow, the students at the Noble and Greenough School are wicked smart! When creating an Urban Dictionary entry on a rival school, they actually took the time to spell that school's name right!"
by Paquita and Manks December 22, 2005
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Greenock

A honking city in Scotland that never has good weather. Even when it's sunny... it's raining.

The wee guy that works in Store Sales
So, how was the weather on holiday?" "Och, pure Greenock mate!
by l1983r June 12, 2011
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Greenononia

Theory developed by two Shawnee High School graduates that states the following:
1) Females that attend, or have attended, Greenon High School will be socially attached to students or alumni of Greenon for the rest of their lives.
2) Females that attend, or have attended, Greenon High School are physically unable to date male companions that are associated, or have been associated, with school districts outside of the Greenon School District (Such actions as "Leading On", "Accidental Flirting", "Cock Teasing", and "Screwing Guys Over" are the resultants of non-Greenon based companionship).
3) Greenon students and alumni naturally form "cliques" in their high school careers, and then transfer these "cliques" to public universities throughout the state of Ohio (Exceptions include overweight weed smokers that fail to get decent enough grades to get themselves into a public institution, and thus end up shoveling cow shit at Young's Jersey Dairy until they're 45 years of age).
4) The "above average" looking females (6 out of 10 in a normal society) are looked more as 9 and 10 out of 10 rated individuals in the town of Enon due to the fact that half the female population in Enon is eligible for the "Best in Show" award in the Dairy Cow category at the annual Clark County Fair.
5) If you do not, or have not, attended Greenon High School, seeking companionship with a "Knight" will lead to failure (often results in drunken phone calls, sobbing, punching of walls, use of poor judgment, and possible altercations with Greenon students and or alumni).
Joe, from a standard public school, meets Susie of Greenon High School. They hang out every weekend for some three months, but unexpectedly, Susie begins to avoid Joe and becomes a total bitch. Joe has just come in contact with the theory of "Greenononia".
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