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Pocket Pregnancy

The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.
Example #1

*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*

Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"

Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"

Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"

Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."

Example #2

*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*

Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"

Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"
by wxflurry November 4, 2010
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Pregnancy

What everyone seems all surprised at for virtually no reason. I mean, you had unprotected sex, what do you think is gonna happen?
*Person 1 and person 2 have sex*
*1 month later*
Person 1: I’m pregnant.
Person 2: WHAT?!?!

Person 1: Well what did you think was going to happen, the cure for cancer? Sex causes pregnancy, idiot.
by Kitten Corp. June 17, 2018
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Pregnancy Test

The magic wand that can make a man dissappear
Pregnant Girl:James, I took a pregnancy test and it says I'm pregnant.

James:I'm leaving you
by sammydagreat November 13, 2010
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Male crab pregnancy

When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.
Joe the crab is trying out the new trend: male crab pregnancy
by Linguine88 April 7, 2020
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teen pregnancy

it's hell.

don't do it yo, we all know its fun to get naughty, but be careful if you like freedom. Juno makes it look fun. Thats a lie.
damn, my life is over. Teen pregnancy is bad.
by klbdfsdlfgmk April 15, 2008
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Pregnancy

Pregnancy can be a horrible thing kids.
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sweet pregnancy

"Sweet pregnancy" is an exclamation of surprise used in American English. The phrase was coined in 2006 in an office at WVU. It was derived from phrases such as, "Holy shit!" or "Sweet Jesus!", yet it is superior to those considering how pregnancy comes as an unwelcome surprise for many college-age females.
Logan: "There are only 3 cans of Beer 30 left!"
Ben: "Sweet pregnancy! We better get some more."
by Ben000000000000000001 May 3, 2007
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