A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.
Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.
Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.
Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.
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Stretch marks on a female. From consuming too much of the UK based bakers pasties, sausage rolls and yum Yums
Fuck me me mate, three kids, three dads did you check out her greggs scars and strum them like a les paul 76?
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Get the greggs scars mug.when somebody puts their penis in a steak bake (from Greggs) and another person attempts a blow job through the steak bake then cums on and eats it
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"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"
Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"
"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"
Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"
by Megaross March 26, 2010
Get the Going to greggs mug.Refers to Mike Gregg beating off in John Greggs tent at a Boy scout camp out. It can also be sung to the tune of "pomp and curcumstance". The lyrics are as follows "Mike Gregg tosses salad over pictures of stuff in John Greggs tent, while looking for aarons knife but it was a lie so that he could beat it five times in a day" (Any Mac users copy the lyrics into simple text and set the voice to "good news". It is very funny.
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