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Greensburg, Indiana

A small town in Indiana. The population is broken down into

32% Rednecks
32% Right Wing Crazys
32% Religious Extremists who Make sure anything they consider immoral (or just don't want to see) is banned.
3.9% Averagly Stupid People
0.1% People who actually think before they open their mouth.

Famous for the fact it has a glorified plant growing from in it's courthouse.

It also has a Honda Factory in it.
Most Greensburg, Indiana citizens stay in Greensburg area on the grounds that their ignorance about the world around them wouldn't be tolerated elsewhere.
by That one creepy stalker guy August 20, 2009
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greenbird

Most commonly used at restaurants: codeword for uncooked chicken that is either going bad, or is already decaying. It will often have a greenish tint and smell of dirty socks.
Bill: "We've got a bad case of greenbird in here, Boss."
Boss: "Well, we better sell it quickly then."
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Greensburg

A place where people have no lives. Everyone, even if they are to travel out of Greensburg, only talk about everyone else, because they have no life. A place full of liars and ostentatious tan girls with big butts. They choose to live in a fantasy high-school world for the rest of their life. Mothers are usually in everyone's business and like to drown little children with their lack of know-how and poor vocabulary. Most people in Greensburg are destined to live and die there. Too bad, so sad.
Guy: Hey, whats up where are you from?

Girl: Greensburg. I love it there. Let me tell you all about my high school drama
Guy: Ew. Nevermind. Get away from me gross girl.
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The Greenberg

The art of recieiving fellatio after finger-banging some random chick, on the dance floor, in the middle of a party...while everyone is watching!
This Guy! Just got "The Greenberg" while listening to Barbie Girl by Aqua!
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Elliott gruenberg

"Do you know elliott gruenberg from blessthefall?"

"Is it the forever alone guy?"
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greensburg

It's a small town. Everyone knows everyone and everybody's business. One sole definition of Greensburg would be Anna Polsinelli. The entire town knows her. Wing nights are huge in Greensburg. It is like a reunion once a week for everyone. You cannot do anything in this town and get away with it.
Girls hook up with other people's boyfriends and get beat up and then all the mothers find out about it. SMALL TOWN

People go to college but still talk to their greensburg people everyday! They will all marry within greensburg!
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greenberg

A pathetic or unimpressive victory or success.
Good for you! You won the tennis match, but it was against a 10 year old girl. What a greenberg!
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