The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.

Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.

by kinky sabor January 23, 2011

The Green Lantern

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.

Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.

by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009

green lantern

The act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the Green Lantern oath.

Man: I want to green lantern you so hard

by Negative Zero 34 February 8, 2014

green lantern

Green Lantern is like a dick without wings.

Green Lantern is so fat that he couldn't even get his mouth open wide enough to take his diet pills.

by bobsmith April 10, 2005

green lantern

Gah... idiots...

Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.

There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.

Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.

by First National Bastard May 11, 2003

[green lantern]

while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.

if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.

by j man 23 September 3, 2010

green lantern

The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.

"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"

by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007