grasshopper

Someone's who only goes to another person's house if they know that that other person has weed.

Pete: Man why did Mark go to that bitch Glorias house? She's such a hoe.

Steve: Man, he only went cause she had that mary jane. He's such a grasshopper.

by DaMagician May 13, 2006

grasshopper

A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.

Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.

by fasteddie08 December 28, 2005

Grasshopper

Someone who jumps another person for weed.

Yo Nick is a grasshopper. He just hopped that dude for his weed.

by oh true August 14, 2008

Grasshopper

Lame, boring or weird

Look at that lady, she is such a grasshopper.

by Doodperfict June 14, 2018

grasshopper

Smoking weed with a bunch of different groups without remaining loyal to a certain group that you enjoy smoking with, smoking just because that group has weed and you want to smoke even if you just did.

Marissa went to a party last night, like the grasshopper she is she smoked with her best friends, left them, smoked again with the guys, and again with the girls that were in the corner.

by PotentiaLover April 30, 2011

grasshopper

one who is a lazy person who lets someone else do work for them. ie a reference to the children's story about the ant and the grasshopper.

mike:whats due for tomorrow's math homework?
Steve:umm pages 24-31 wanna do them now?
Mike: no, ill just copy it off you tomorrow morning
Steve:...
mike:wha?
Steve: ur such a fucking grasshopper man
Mike: what does that even mean?!
Steve: go urb that shit u grasshopping bitch

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW May 1, 2011