grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
by elektronen August 31, 2011
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GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*
by blep bloop May 24, 2011
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grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.
john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.
by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007
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grape smuggler

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young
since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler
by robby vl January 13, 2007
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Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.
by Princess Andi January 26, 2024
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