Grandsladdle

An alternate term for Grandfather, Grandpa, Grandpop, or Grandad, etc.

"Did you invite Grandsladdle to my birthday party mom?"

Honey we are having dinner with Grandsladdle and Grandmother tonight

by Kyle Wilson November 7, 2006

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

by Denekawa May 11, 2017

Grandstaff

Has a Huge Dick Period.

A 12 Incher AKA a Grandstaff

by Grandstaff February 14, 2010

grandstanding

Showing off.

I don't think Phil realizes he's grandstanding in his speedo. Chicks dig his little tight ass.

by y20degrees May 7, 2004

GABDSTAND

The art of doing a GABDSTAND involves many aspects of physical and mental strength and durability. A GABDSTAND involves doing a one handstand on a unicycles while juggling 7 dildos and simultaneously fucking yourself with a stick. A person who has successfully done a GABDSTAND is conditioned with mental wellbeing and a sore pussy.

Hey have you completed your daily GABDSTAND today?

by Dr. Philosemial August 12, 2022

brandstanding

Unlike grandstanding, brandstanding is when you take a stand for your brand in a way that is YOU, with your style, accomplished in a way that is both articulate and promotional without being over-the-top.

Kevin used to sound like he was an arrogant guy trying to push his product but now, because he shows us what the product is about and how it helps us, it is definitely elevated to brandstanding for all the right reasons.

by A-Ray of Light April 18, 2019

brandstanding

my new word to describe political grandstanding for the sake of one's current party or individual POV branding.

The latest IQ2 debate concerning the core curriculum was nothing but two sides brandstanding for their political futures.

by KiraSimone September 20, 2014