grandad

An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.

Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm hmmm..."

Woman: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...."

Man: "Uh, uh, uh, uh...oh yeah....oh fuck...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...GRANDAD!!!!"

Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Get off of me and get the fuck out of my house you sick freak!!"

by The Mongo Collective January 09, 2008

grandaded

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

by Charley351 November 04, 2007

grandad

where somone hits someone else in the area above the kneecap on the side of the left leg with their own knee. why? because its bloody funny (only if it works)!! the consequense of this will be the other person hopping on one leg shouting swear words,while u and ur m8s r laghing like hell. also some advice: always give a grandad when the other person is noot expecting and make sure u r standing up when doing it. there are adaptions of the grandad like a 'running grandad', the 'spinny' and a 'flying grandad'.

'oi m8 i think u'v got a grandad'!!!!!

by Mikey November 08, 2004

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 04, 2003

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST January 31, 2011

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 03, 2008