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grammatolatry 

The art of worshipping words. Grammar-Nazis commonly do this among others typically found trolling the higher echelons of discussion forums.
Grammatolatry dictates that all sentences should be coherent with correct punctuation and grammar.

WRONG:

Person #1: OMG I LURVE JOHNY DEP! LOLOLL!1!!11!

RIGHT:

Person #2: Johnny Depp is the most deliciously scrumptious pirate sailing my seven seas.
grammatolatry by grammatolatry January 17, 2008

Grammarian 

A grammarian is a person who believes that they have some type of mastery over the English language. Most times, they are misguided in this belief and come across as an asshole. The grammarian is related (by marriage, not blood) to the grammar nazi.
"I am a grammarian and have studied the ancient languages from Latin to Romulan, thusly, I have quite the command over the English language and a period does not go at the end of a sentence."
Grammarian by Bobbert Smift December 8, 2015

Grammarization 

to change or modify an existing word to suit a new tense or preticite that does not presently exist.
Bushism is when "W" changes a word to fit a meaning that does not exist.
Grammarization by Chaos November 23, 2004

Grammarmask 

To change your style of writing while sending an anonymous message, so the other person can't tell it's you.
I didn't want Sylvester to know I was the one who left the love note in his locker, so I grammarmasked the whole thing by showing blatant disregard for verbs versus adverbs, and also I wrote the whole thing with my left hand.
Grammarmask by 1279173 July 18, 2013

grammarian 

that one person that ALWAYS corrects you hence the word grammarian
u fuckin grammarian
grammarian by Hi :p May 11, 2018

grammarology 

The study of the grammar
“What are you going to collage for bro” “I need to study up on my grammarology”