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Grammafications

Dire predictions told to you by yer parent's mother.
Some Grammafications are right on da money, such as dat you'll likely get injured if you run in locations dat are unsafe for moving at a greater-than-walking speed. Others, however, are not so rooted in actual solid fact, such as dat you'll run a high risk of getting polio from playing in a clean dry roadside ditch, or dat if you keep crossing your eyes, they will stick that way.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Gammification

When your grandma (gammy) overreacts to menial and unimportant things, often violently erupting into hilarious fits of senseless rage.
The grandma started swatting at her grandkids for laughing at her for not hearing their conversation properly. The gammification of the situation was somewhat silly and frightening all at the same time.
by Dixie darlin' January 1, 2024
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Gammification

Gammification is the process of being radiated with gamma rays. Often confused with gamification. Not to be confused with gammy.
Bob got blasted with gammification”
“Is that so”
by BigMavk April 16, 2024
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