Eighth Grade-itus

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.

"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"

by nyaha2 May 7, 2009

eighth grade

A sad attempt at getting pre-teens (13 to 14 years old) ready for high school. The teachers are idiotic, the homework is intense, and the cliques are brutal. Consists of Preps, Jocks, Skater boys, Emo kids, Normals, and the Anorexic idiots.

Another grueling day in an Eighth grade PE-locker room...

*OMG my freaking hair is like, messy.* ~Prep
*So fix it.* ~Normal
*I'M SOOOOO FAT!* ~ Anorexic girl
*At least your hair isn't bad!*~ Prep
*(whispering) Bitches.* ~Emo/Scene girl
*GO KILL YOURSELF!* ~Prep
(Jock guy heard from outside)
*Let me in babyyyyyyy!* ~Jock
*(smirking) Wouldn't you like to....* ~Prep
(Prep goes outside in minimal clothing to greet her jock boyfriend. Skaters whistling at this)

by OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGEEEEE June 21, 2008

Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.

Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.

by Big Droz June 23, 2009

St. Margaret Eighth Grade

Cannot touch this school. We constantly pick fights with people; we have a kid who is exgirlfriend with a mexican and is still a pimp (Mike T). We have kid who cannot see shit with out his glasses (Nardo a kid whose belimic and cannot see with out his glasses.) Kids who have mastered insults and who never loses a bet (tighe) A colorblind kid whose good at sports (Nuts) A kid with 7 kids in his family (Joey). A kid whose good at karate and karate chopped an apple in a food fight (Dan) A kid who hangs out with a ton of girls but will not get with one..Just messing (maxie) A kid who sings and has ADD (Dagit) A kid whose lithuanian and has a cirsumsision problem, whose got white hair, is scared of everybody gets beat up at least 3 times a day, is friends with ed Kirby, and is owned by Tad (virgus)The mizz is apart of our class in our hearts even though he is at public school. A kid with a beautiful mole on his left cheek. THen a school goes straight down hill, we have a bunch of little uncordinated 7th graders in our school and our girls well enough said.

Saint MArgaret Eighth Grade rules Narberth.

by Mike March 15, 2005

eighth grade

Last year of schooling that the youth will actually need to go into the real world.

Remember everything from the eighth grade? Well, this is like that, but now 5x as hard, only gets twice as harder, goes on for 4 years, and starts now! You think this isn't important? Why take the chance?

by personabovethisisemo November 25, 2013

Eighth Grade High

When you have been smoking for awhile, but then you hit something strong and strange and it gets you there quickly, there stupidly, and in the sweet spot. You know, like the first time you smoked, got high, in the eighth grade.

I went to my friend's house on Saturday to smoke out and my friend pulls out some dabs. I got that Eighth Grade High, again. You know what I'm saying?!

by 232 Almond Drive December 29, 2016

St. Margaret Eighth Grade

Mike T is a pussy ass dude. He gets no butt. He thinks he is tuff, but realy isnt, whoever says u pick on people, you juss flat out no your a fagot. YOUR ADDOPTED...HAHA DAT SUCKS

MiKE T IS A HOMO WITH A LITTLE PENIS.

by Roy. G. Biv March 17, 2005