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Godblocking

The act of refusing to have sex because of a religious duty or commitment, commonly seen by hot Catholic Latinas that refuse to put out, but act like sluts. Side effects include blueballs and newly converted atheists.
Ouch dude. That's a hell of a Godblocking.
by MaryGoRound July 9, 2011
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GAYBLOCKED

Mazza is GAYBLOCKED 4 life!
by Crimsons Cat October 16, 2016
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Godblocker ver.2.11

Godblocker ver.2.11 is a Fictitious software program for Windows Based Systems (Mac version coming soon ) that Essentially blocks God from your computer. Thus not allowing it to Enter your mind
" Hey,, I just Got Godblocker ver.2.11 Installed and it works Great. I Haven't Thought about God Since"
by Atheist(topix) January 29, 2010
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Goylock

The villian of the Capcom arcade game Eco Fighters. Kernal K. Goylock was the president of the Goylock Corporation, and was trying to destroy the Earth with water pollution, air pollution, and dumping of toxic waste. He also had a huge train, a huge ship, a space Rolls Royce, and two space battle ships shaped like him. He was voted the greatest arcade villian by the N.C. Gaming Company in 2006, receiving their golden Egg statuette.
Goylock is causing the plains to turn into the desert! We think he is doing this throough air pollution!
by Steve and Billy May 30, 2006
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Godblock

When the penis is too big for the entrance in which it is trying to penetrate and penetration isn't possible as a result. "God" literally made the hole too small and blocked your cock.
"Dude, I tried to get with them but my dick wouldn't fit. Fucking godblock....."
by BC1989 April 20, 2009
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