gorilla mask

when a person shaves their pubes & glues them to a sleeping persons face.

You see Johnny this morning? Yeah Peter gave him a nasty gorilla mask

by mark twain's ghost December 15, 2008

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

gorilla mask

After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.

Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."

William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."

Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"

William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"

Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."

William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."

by kylerbev November 19, 2007

Gorilla Mask

While having sex with a partner pull out and squirt your special man sauce on the womens face. Before she can react throw your freshly shaved pubic hair on the gooey mess. The mending of the spunk and pubic hair will give the appearance of a naked women wearing the mask of a gorilla.

I didn't give her a pearl necklace, I gave her an gorilla mask!

by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006

reverse gorilla mask

A variation of the gorilla mask, a reverse gorilla mask is a sexual act which involves two men. The "donor" first cuts his facial hair. He then proceeds to cum on the shaved testicles of a male friend, the "recipient". The donor then sprinkles his facial hair onto the recipients testicles.

"Dude, you shaved!" "Fuck yeah, man! Last night I totally gave Anthony a reverse gorilla mask!"

by ampatr8 November 1, 2009

Gorilla Mask

Immediately after blowing your load on a girls face, pull out some of your pubes and throw them on her face. They will stick in the goo and there you go.... Gorilla Mask

I don't know what is taking her so long in the washroom. How long could it take to wash off a Gorilla Mask. She's your sister you go get her

by JohnnyApples July 14, 2011

Gorilla Mask

Before you have sex, Trim or yank out pubic hair and place it on the night stand next to the bed. Engage in any sexual position you like. When you are going to nut pull out and shoot on her face. After you shoot on her face grab the pubic hair and throw it in her face. This will cause the hair to stick therefore creating the Gorilla Mask.

It is in the definition.Gorilla Mask.

by JoeWilly 1972 May 1, 2007