To gargle santorum. Sometimes thought to be trail mix. However, contrary to popular belief, they are not the same thing at all. People that say Gorp in reference to trail mix, like to Gorp.
After a long session of back to back anal sex I had a well deserved Gorp, which acted as a great lube for my throat.
After a long hike someone offered me "Gorp." I then proceeded to tell him that its called trail mix, and if he wanted to find out what Gorping is to just visit a Santorum rally.
After a long hike someone offered me "Gorp." I then proceeded to tell him that its called trail mix, and if he wanted to find out what Gorping is to just visit a Santorum rally.
by Rankor Monster March 31, 2012
Get the Gorpmug. Gorp is most commonly known as just another name for trail mix. Most little girls in the third grade will make this at least 30 times in Girl Scouts. Be careful not to bring too much chocolate or else the already annoying kids will be extra annoying!
"This gorp tastes like horse shit!"
"That's because Britney Spears forgot the chocolate!" "Oh yeah, don't forget that Justin Bieber forgot to bring the peanuts too..."
"That's because Britney Spears forgot the chocolate!" "Oh yeah, don't forget that Justin Bieber forgot to bring the peanuts too..."
by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017
Get the Gorpmug. by Matt March 17, 2003
Get the Gorpmug. The act of masticating the globule of air produced by submerged flatulence thus eliciting a gag or a series of gags
by dirtydickdangerous August 23, 2009
Get the Gorpmug. by werdwiz June 21, 2010
Get the Gorpmug. Abbreviation of 'greasy otter release program', ie a shit. Especially a smooth slimy dark one. does not include diarrhoea (its not otter shaped).
Ooh, I can't face the world until I've had a good cup of coffee and my morning gorp.
Ahh... That was a good gorp
Back in a minute - I've gotta go release some greasy otters back into the wild
Ahh... That was a good gorp
Back in a minute - I've gotta go release some greasy otters back into the wild
by Merrick January 18, 2007
Get the Gorpmug. Slang for “let me stroke on your hard long erect penis and make you ejaculate onto my asshole while we watch all of the Star Wars movies start to finish”
by GoProglorp March 30, 2023
Get the Gorp Gorpmug.