gorming

Gorming... Is the process of mindlessly gazing into the window of nothingness contemplating weather said nothingness is going to lead you into the abyss of full blown boredom and numbness of absolute nothing

"Mate are you listening to what I'm saying?" ....

"Nah, man I was gorming hard"

by BigBamBoogie July 23, 2016

gorm

if gormless means "brainless" then the rules of english grammar require gorm to mean brain

Neil is missing his gorm

by Whatsreal January 13, 2005

gorm

Relating to the word gormless meaning someone who has no concept of what they are doing. Bacically an absolute moron.

ollie gittings was the original gorm

by willhale1994 October 26, 2014

gorm

A gorm is a person who has no sense of focus, and can usually be found staring into space whilst catching flies.

Usually stupid, but smart people pull gorms to get out of answering questions etc.

teacher: michael? can you solve the equation?
friends(whispering): oh god, hes pulled a gorm. YES MISS ITS 17.

(to weird emo kid):alright gormo?

by hemel10 June 24, 2009

GORM

A cheap pedalboard for poor guitarist with many effects. Usually pieces of wood nailed together.

My GORM board is falling appart...

by Iplayguitargoodly August 29, 2010

a gorm

A nerdy twat with no friends

Seb: I pulled a penger last night
Paco: was she fit or a gorm though

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Gorm

Someone who is stupid or has lack of focus.

If you are refereed to as gormless you are so stupid that you are deprived of being called stupid.

By eck that lad's got gorm.

by blarby January 13, 2016