Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god
Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”
Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”
by Jayne is perfect May 09, 2020
A word normally related to human naming gives power over those of law thus over-riding and creating laws within its society. Having a child named 'Gordon" automatically gives authority to the named.
by lawmaker123 March 26, 2012
1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
by Quixote_ March 04, 2016
A guy with a large dick.
by Carlyiswanderlust June 28, 2016
The best thing that has ever happened to me, my favorite person in the world, and the one to receive all my love forever. I miss you so much and i love you <3
A: Gordon Ng, Ive waited 17 years for you, where were you all this time?? >:(
G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you ><
G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you ><
by Chupachup December 24, 2012
The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.
by WeaZaa October 11, 2011
a traditional scottish name!! enough said there its scottish!! greatness is automaticaly assumed!! it is celtic for great (gor) hill (don or dun)!!
by tru-scot January 09, 2007