goozer

Who who needs not vaction, or who must work through a vacation. Otherwise bearing harsh psychological ramifications

"He goozered away his vacation..."

by Teknion July 25, 2003

Goozer

A teenager who is not good at video games but still plays them.

Man, Leonard was being such a Goozer last night.

by Goozer July 3, 2015

Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject

"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"

by octoNG March 25, 2024

Gooderesting

When you act extremely good, you get promoted from good to gooder to goodest too goodester. But that all ends when you become interesting! Now you have been promoted to the highest rank in the entire world, people kneel before you, because you are now GOODERESTING!

Neil: Hey man, I am feeling gooderesting today
Jax: OH CRAp, **Kneels down** We shall worship you King gooderesting the great!
Loser: Oh, I am just goodest ;(

by Greatneil80 April 25, 2019

floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

by wayway June 23, 2016

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

by John_465 August 19, 2016