goose

A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
by Saints September 22, 2003
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Goose Goose

Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!
by Mrs. Handsome September 22, 2010
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Goose

Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
by Gregory Swan June 02, 2020
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Goose

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
by Goose expert May 06, 2020
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goosing

Wanting something really bad.

This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
by benblem January 15, 2022
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A Goose

A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
by TheOreoLermaniac February 18, 2015
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Goosed

Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.

Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
by badmartialarts October 15, 2004
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