Skip to main content

Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com
Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!
by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020
mugGet the Saddle-goose mug.

Goose Button

A button located in the rectal region that when pressed turns you into a goose. Commonly activated during Prostate Examinations.
Doctor, my goose button is looking a bit rusty, care to clean it for me, oh shit, *quack*.
by DankyMcSpanky December 4, 2018
mugGet the Goose Button mug.

Goose Down

Drip that is associated with wearing Canada Goose.
Ex 1: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down?” “Yeah” “Word”
Ex 2: “Yo, is that shit Goose Down? “No” “Fuck you
by Goose God November 23, 2019
mugGet the Goose Down mug.

boiled goose

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.
Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.
by margoleilaman April 3, 2009
mugGet the boiled goose mug.

Drew gooden

My favorite youtuber. He posts commentary videos, he used to be a viner and after it shut down he transitioned to youtube. He is super funny. NOT THE BASKETBALL PLAYER. his famous vines include "Road work ahead" "kung fu panda 2 diary" "friend 11 minutes late to your birthday part" and others
bruh did you see that new drew gooden video
yeah he shit on that dumbass channel
go here pls

youtube.com/channel/UCTSRIY3GLFYIpkR2QwyeklA
by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl February 11, 2019
mugGet the Drew gooden mug.

fuck fuck goose

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.
Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)
by kaibai March 1, 2017
mugGet the fuck fuck goose mug.

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
mugGet the Monkeyed off my goose mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email