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goonvana

A state of euphoria and enlightenment achieved by gooning (masturbating and edging for a long period of time).
Carter took himself to goonvana last night
by Skibussy May 15, 2024
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Goonvana

The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging
“My house hermit buddy Ken, just reached goonvana last night
by King Gon May 21, 2024
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Goonvana

An elevated form of human consciousness one can achieve after masturbating for 100 days and 100 nights

(gooning/nirvana)
david strokes his meat so much he might just achieve goonvana!”
by King Gon May 22, 2024
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goonvana

The art of gooning without the need to use hands, it is a state of mind. You have become one with gooning after achieving goonvana.
“No need to restrict my hands, I have become one with gooning, I have achieved goonvana”
by JaquelleBoomburger8685 February 16, 2024
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goonvana

Reaching an ethereal state of gooning to the point where you cum on your own
“I’ve reached complete goonvana”
“Dawg what the fuck
by Absni-Aust February 17, 2024
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Goonvana

A nirvana state of mind where if you goon so much, you achieve Goonvana
Mr B: I will have you put in handcuffs, Brayden.
Brayden: Bring it on Mr. B! I don‘t even need hands to goon anymore! For me, Gooning has becomr a state of mind. Watch me achieve… Goonvana!
by Osakinator February 17, 2024
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goonvana

goonvana is not just gooning its taking gooning and turning it into a state of mind being on a different plain of existance. goonvana is its own realm.
Bro why didnt you answer the phone

Sorry I was in goonvana
by Chorgic February 18, 2024
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