The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.
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by dzmnumber7 April 10, 2010
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A group of friends who thinks they are superior because they all like each other but really they just say this to make themselves feel better because these are their only 5 friends. Although, they tend to be the life of the party for the 5 minutes their boyfriends let them out in the crowd. Well, they pretend their boyfriends are obsessed with them but really they are skanks. That is except for the sane people of the group who could have boyfriends because they are amazing but they either don’t have a best friends list or ignore the people who like them for 24 hours on read.
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Get the goonies mug.A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.
"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde
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