Goonies 

The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.

"Hey, I heard the Goonies started and underground football league in town, how badass is that?"

Goonies by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010

goonies 

people that drink goon, a cheap often fruity/sweet wine drank from silver goon sacks =]

girl: "im sooo bored i wanna get drunk but im almost broke!"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"

goonies by dzmnumber7 April 10, 2010

Goonies 

A group of friends who thinks they are superior because they all like each other but really they just say this to make themselves feel better because these are their only 5 friends. Although, they tend to be the life of the party for the 5 minutes their boyfriends let them out in the crowd. Well, they pretend their boyfriends are obsessed with them but really they are skanks. That is except for the sane people of the group who could have boyfriends because they are amazing but they either don’t have a best friends list or ignore the people who like them for 24 hours on read.

Oh no did the goonies steal your man again?

Goonies by Econdz April 6, 2020

Goonies 

The homies your boys people you hang with.

“Aye goonies you tryna go to a addy.”

Goonies by Hoodzy999 November 6, 2020

Goonies 

The small pieces of cannabis nug that you pack to your bowl, bong, joint, or blunt.

“Make sure you are packing the goonies in tight.”

Goonies by Snapesdiary June 19, 2021

goonies 

to fuck the shit out of someone

damn he beat my goonies last night.

goonies by goonie beater March 29, 2022

Goonies Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.

"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde

Goonies Syndrome by nspectrmustache October 12, 2010