Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.

Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.

by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018

Goobertitis

The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.

Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis

by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008

goonberrie

A sometimes bashful, awkward person that acts in a silly or goofy manner in a failed attempt to make up for the lack of skills

That teacher is acting like a goonberrie in trying to explain the situation so the students can understand.

by Christine H. December 11, 2007

Goonberry

Usually of the kappa kappa gamma variety. Often associate with lions. Many times goofy in nature. Respond to the call "Bayb".

"Oh that Haley is such a goonberry!"

by Jackapalooza September 20, 2011

goobert

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.

On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.

by Goobert22 June 19, 2013

Goonber

A stupid yocal, often with large front teeth - Geek
(Goooon-ber)

Your such a fucking Goonber!

by LauraannaSpannerSchmuggle June 9, 2009

Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.

A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert

by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012