The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own cock. Can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
Big Bro: Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were jacking off.
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
Lil Bro: I'm not JUST jacking off bro, I'm fucking gooning on this dick!
by jackinjason September 14, 2005
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Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
by Goonyfemboy April 17, 2018
Get the #gooning mug.when you walk around barefoot make unfunny jokes and behave in an over all douche bag manner. a typical goon is oblivious to that fact that they're fucking everything up for everyone and that they're not fucking funny at all.
the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.
they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like shit anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.
a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to assume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.
the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.
they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like shit anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.
a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to assume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.
college kid 1: greg hasn't taken his girlfriend out on a date yet and they've been goin out for 4 months.
college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.
college kid 1: wow, john hasn't taken a fuckin shower in over 3 days.
college kid 2: what do you expect, he's always goonin shit up.
college kid 1: yo dylan why the fuck are you wearing the same shit you wore yesterday and the day before??
dylan: im just goonin it up!
college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.
college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.
typical goon: I WAS JUST TRYNA BE FUNNY LOLOL!!
college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.
college kid 1: wow, john hasn't taken a fuckin shower in over 3 days.
college kid 2: what do you expect, he's always goonin shit up.
college kid 1: yo dylan why the fuck are you wearing the same shit you wore yesterday and the day before??
dylan: im just goonin it up!
college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.
college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.
typical goon: I WAS JUST TRYNA BE FUNNY LOLOL!!
by youngh0v March 12, 2009
Get the goonin it up mug.Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).
This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
by mlhiss November 15, 2011
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