googlewagnall

An online search utility which displays results which include organic and most often paid advertisements.

Her: WTF is that?

Him: IDK, look it up in your googlewagnall!

by SteveCory June 22, 2011

googlewack

a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.

"i hoped that resonating choke would be a googlewack, but its not...."

by LPUK January 21, 2004

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 12, 2008

googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.

A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"

by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008

googletard

One who posts a question that could easily be answered by a search engine or wiki in a forum or chat room.

Post: Hay guyz, what is the capital of Iceland?
Reply: You are a Googletard

Post: Yo, what is a good bait for Tiger Muskie?
Reply: You have taken Googletarding to a new level

by fairman January 2, 2009

Googlefart

the sound made when receiving a GoogleTalk message.

"I wasn't at my computer, but I heard a Googlefart so I checked to see who sent me a message."

by mattpoin October 17, 2007

Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google

Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime

by noneyo June 12, 2015