gonads and strife

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)

gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

gonadally challenged

Another way of describing a gutless person with no balls.

Some of our leaders are more gonadally challenged than others.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

Gobias

A company started by Tobias Funke and Gob on the Fox show Arrested Development.

Gobias. As in Gobias a cup of coffee.

by O Face December 7, 2007

Gonar

when girls get massively turned on my the male species... It usually occurs by flashing go the genitals...

Bradley- Look at my big worm in my pants pal!
Anna Land-of-the-bush - WOW, i have such a massive gonar right now!

Bradley- errr i can't tell with the amount of hair.

*sheers*

Bradley- dude you have a dick...

by Finemist November 10, 2011

Goliath Gob

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus

That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.

by Adam? January 21, 2009

Digital Gonad

A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:

• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.

• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.

• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.

• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.

• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.

• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.

• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.

Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.

by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022

gonadish

Gonadish refers to a person who is very grumpy and never wants to do anything. For example, this person would much rather stay inside and play Counter Strike Source than do things that involve exposure to sunlight and fresh air. This person also talks funny and gets mad about pretty much anything.

"Where's Brian?"
"Gonadish wont play frolf with us guys, I went to his house and he was all gonadished up and like 'nyaaah my name is Gonadish look at me I don't wanna,' then he went back inside to return to his gonadishing."

by Clayton P. Blunk May 7, 2007