gongshow 

extremely wasted/hammered. Only use when EXTREMELY wasted.

Last night was a gongshow.

gongshow by bread infection December 28, 2005

Gongshow 

A 2-day party where the key elements are excessive alcohol and a very high girl:guy ratio.

I was so drunk and took pictures of people havin sex at that gongshow.

Gongshow by bouyeeze May 25, 2005

Gongshow 

A fucking retard who thinks theyre good at shit.

"Hey alo my paisan ,look at that nigger , hes a gongshow!"

Gongshow by Vaffanculo Stugotz June 5, 2007

Gongshow 

A team of really terrible CAL-O kids that claimed to be good at counter strike source. Really a true show of internet retards.bad, terrible, shitty, retards, wannabe

Gongshow got owned in CAL open this season

Gongshow by slayer_kfk December 14, 2008

Reverse Gongshow 

A sexual encounter where there are far too many women.

Bruno and Boots ended up in a reverse gongshow when attending a party at Mrs. Scrimmages Finishing School for Young Ladies.

Reverse Gongshow by Frizbitch June 29, 2012

Gong Show 

Used to describe a situation that is tumultuous, circus-like, and has spun out-of-control. Originates from the 1970s variety show of the same name, though some users many not be aware of the source.

Amelia: My love life is such a gong show!

Nazarine: Really? You have a studio audience in your bedroom, and you bang a large gong for boyfriends who can't cut it?

Amelia: Don't be ridiculous, Naz. I mean, it is LITERALLY a gong show. It is tumultuous, circus-like, and has spun out-of-control.

Nazarine: Oh, I see.

Gong Show by E.T. Mole February 18, 2013

gong show 

Actions that show, create, or contribute to a sloppy, drunken mess.

Andy: "Dude! Look at all those fucking cars- I'm never gonna find mine."

Alex: "We shoulda parked closer to the bar. FUCK."

Brandon: "Focus guys we didn't drive. We took the ferry."

Sober people watching: "What a gong show."

gong show by Aubs1 August 9, 2006