gonjacologist

One who is unsurpassed in the field of gonjacology.. the study of gonja.. the best thing to ever grow in dirt

Aaron Rooney... the only living gonjacologist... brother of sean... the only living oovologist

by Holtz April 11, 2005

Gonera

A condition when your dick withers up like a Mrs. sunshine rasin and eventually departs from its former owner

A kid in our class recently contracted gonera. RIP his 🍆

by KahootKid March 30, 2019

Gonja

Slang term for marijuana, weed,pot etc.

Smoking marijuana is the same as smoking gonja.

by Builditstrong June 2, 2018

GonJa

SweeT SweeT Marijuana .Thats gets you so high!!!!!!!

Man DuDe DiD You GeT My GonJa!!!!

by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005

Speedy Gonebaldez

A middle aged or elderly man in a fancy sports car speeding around, often recklessly and dangerously, trying to recapture his youth.

"Hey, that old dude just cut me off! Stupid Speedy Gonebaldez!"

Girl 1: "Ooo, look at that hot car!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Oh wait, never mind - do you see that toupee flapping in the wind? It's just another Speedy Gonebaldez."

by AJ@UD September 24, 2009

Gonja

marijuana, weed, pot, any other illegal substances

Gonja makes me higher than the sky.

by sexy69 April 19, 2008

Gonebang

An employee who suddenly phones work and suddenly goes on the sick .

Hey have you herd about our pal George he's called in and gonebang he's on the sick now .

by Bangerbob October 2, 2020