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Noun: Gondola (gone-dola)

1. An attribute of undeniable grace engorged in the mind of a senile individual.
Gondola by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007
The inverse of a spit roast, when 2 females ride you at the same time.
Dude Sean is a legend he got a Gondola this weekend from the two hottest girls at the bar. They took him from the mouth and dick.
Gondola by tmac2308 October 9, 2017

Gondola Challenge 

When a man and a woman both try to reach an orgasm on a gondola while skiing or snowboarding before reaching the top of the mountain. This can sometimes be a very hard task if they do not devote themselves to the challenge at hand.
Man: "Hey, I just did the gondola challenge on the way up here"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"

Gondola Boat Ride 

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.
Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.
Gondola Boat Ride by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

Gondola Quotient 

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
Gondola Quotient by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

Gondola Pod

A small living quarters attached to a rope that tows you up a mountain, usually used for ski/snowboard resorts. Fun to throw snowballs, tennis balls, and limbs of a tree at.. but take caution because Northstar security faggots may come in trucks to exercise use of all their power.....
-Hit gondola pod number 34

-Set, Aim, FIRE

-hey man dont do that we might get introuble..

-by who?... the fake cops at northstar who cant do SHIT

-yeah, youre right, lets just go knockdown some snowmen like campo assholes
Gondola Pod by CGOOODY April 24, 2011