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Gonce

Ross gawley is a gonce
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gonadally challenged

Another way of describing a gutless person with no balls.
Some of our leaders are more gonadally challenged than others.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019
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Gonatokamorkin

Pronounced Gone-ah-tock-ah-more-kin.

Used as a response to an unwelcomed chat-up line (or just an attempt to hit on you), gonatokamorkins are purposely bad "chat-up lines". Their purpose is to take the piss of the person trying to pick you up, making them leave in either embarrassment or confusion.
Gonatokamorkins can make no sense whatsoever, or they can also sound suggestive (or just plain dodgy), but then turn out to be meant quite literately. This often results in the person finding themselves in a situation that makes them feel rather stupid.

Some examples of gonatokamorkins:
- Do you want to Panini my bikini?
- Do you want to fudge my cookie?
- Do you want to sharpen my knife?
- Do you want to hit my interactive whiteboard?
- Can I play with your matches?
- How hard is your rock?
- Do you want to lick my penguin?
- Can I ride in your pope mobile?
- Where’s your secret passage?
- Do you want to melt my crayon?
Gonatokamorkins in use:

man at party: “Babe, you must be a criminal, it’s got to be illegal to look that good.”
girl at party: *winks* “Want to help me find my lion?” (that’s the gonatokamorkin)
man: *makes creepy cat-like noise and leads her upstairs to bedroom*
girl: *starts looking in wardrobe, under bed, etc*
man: “err… what are you doing?”
girl: “looking for my lion! Aren’t you going to help?”
man: *confused* “umm...” *leaves room*

later…

girl: “eww, I just had some really creepy guy try to chat me up.”
girl’s friend: “Oh fun. How did you get rid of him?”
girl: “I used a gonatokamorkin.” *smiles* “You should have seen his face!”
friend: *laughs* “Oh, nice one.”

***

man’s friend: “so, did you get with that chick you were after earlier?”
man: “no, she was really weird, so I left.”
friend: “what did she do?”
man: “I used the old chat up line trick, and she seemed to go for it because she said one back. Something weird about ‘finding her lion’. Anyway, I figured she was up for it so I took her upstairs, but then she actually started… well, looking for her lion.”
friend: *laughs at his friend* “trust you to actually fall for that”
man: *embarrassment*
by Biddle'sBats January 15, 2009
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Gonçalo

Great, going a gloriously and gallant way to gain gracious gentleman garments. Gorgeous, gregarious and generous generalize this god-like guy, granting you to call him... G.
Gonçalo is just ok? Gonçalo is just GREAT! God, that guy surely can suit up nicely. Look at him, he's gorgeous!
by GNabais November 13, 2011
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Gonar

when girls get massively turned on my the male species... It usually occurs by flashing go the genitals...
Bradley- Look at my big worm in my pants pal!
Anna Land-of-the-bush - WOW, i have such a massive gonar right now!

Bradley- errr i can't tell with the amount of hair.

*sheers*

Bradley- dude you have a dick...
by Finemist November 10, 2011
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Goncharov

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022
"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"
by CasualSnake November 20, 2022
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gonbag

Pronounced 'goan''bag', similar to nadsack, derived from the gonad and a carrying device , such as a sack or a bag or a satchel. Basically its a scrot.
'carl, put your freaking gonbag away'
or
'dude, lash ur gonbag out and get this party kicking'
by juicyinnit September 29, 2008
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