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Goldilocks syndrome

When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.
This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...
by ThaDaLinkWent July 7, 2018
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Goldilocks

A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks
Goldilocks is my best friend
by WaveZ3000 October 3, 2017
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goldilocks

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
by Anthony Sheppard July 3, 2005
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Goldilocks dick

A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.
I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!
by Goldilockz June 22, 2016
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Goldilocksing

When people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one

Taken from the children's fairytale Goldilocks & The 3 Bears
- "Dude, you got a new table at 103"

- "Ya I see them, but they've been GOLDILOCKSING the fuck out of me, that's the 4th table they've sat in........ see there they go again!

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This seat's too chilly
This seat's too loud
This seat doesn't have a window
This seat is juuuuuuust right!
by Mahphukkah July 7, 2012
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Goldilocks Approach

When a person is convinced on something unknowingly by being presented three options. Option 1 is more than necessary. Option 2 is just right. Option 3 is inadequate and makes option 2 look more desirable. Slight variation from the children's story. Option 2 is always chosen.
Salesman: This one is expensive/big/overkill. This one is mid-range/practical/affordable. This one is economic/cheap/low quality.
Consumer: Ah I think I'll go with option 2. You tricky salesman!
Salesman(To Coworkers): That's how the goldilocks approach is done my friends.
by brydanS December 26, 2009
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Goldilocks Zone

The fine line between being tipsy and drunk.
I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
by Jewsef March 8, 2017
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