goodie snacks

The name for a very attractive woman's genitals.

She has some amazing Goodie Snacks...

by Jelly Dory November 13, 2020

Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.

"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."

by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013

goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Goodie claypot spinwheel

The act of inserting a smoke detector ( preferably battery over a hardwired) into vaginal canal of Barbra Walters. The pitcher MUST proform the procedure with a vigorous stroke and inflict great vengeance and fury upon the likes she has never experience.

Went to see the taping of the show twenty-twenty and all my fantasies came true! I got to goodie claypot spinwheel the night away!!

by Jesus toast man 2011 plump March 12, 2011

goodie two shoes

The coolest woman's store in Austin. Stylish, affordable, excellent service, and much fun.

A. Where in Austin can I find a current, stylish out fit from head to toe and spend less than $150.00

B. Go shop at goodie two shoes in SoCo.

by ncd r February 26, 2010

goodie two shoes

A cunt

look at that goodie two shoes

by PAIGE IS A GOODIE TWO SHOES October 26, 2017

goodie-two-shoes

A person who surrenders his/her life to the parent of the opposite sex. He/she has a sexual relationship with this parent, and his/her life depends on the promises of this parent.

That goodie-two-shoes is mentally incompatible to build his own family because he is so fucked up by his mother!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006