A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017
Get the goldfish slap mug.(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.
It was inspired by a real case in the 70's
It was inspired by a real case in the 70's
by Tanghot July 28, 2017
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girl - "I have a boyfriend."
guy - "I have a goldfish."
girl - "what?"
Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."
guy - "I have a goldfish."
girl - "what?"
Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."
by sherm stick 90 March 16, 2010
Get the I have a goldfish mug.In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.
Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
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Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?
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Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?
by APEX February 19, 2015
Get the Goldmisting mug.the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you
by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017
Get the Duad Goldfish mug.The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'
by brwhizz May 23, 2009
Get the sandal-wearing goldfish tenders mug.Someone with an extremely short memory, or one who is extremely absentminded.
Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"
Derives from the evolutionary defense mechanism of the American Goldfish in order to stave off insanity due to boredom: "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"... "wow look at that pretty plastic tree"
"Damn...That Sue never learns... She just does the same dumb shit over and over again like a goldfish."
by SueLowe October 9, 2005
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