gold fish fucker

Someone who fucks gold fish.

Wow, look at that gold fish fucker!

by Bobby bobby bobby bobby bobbbbbby January 8, 2008

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

Gold Fishin'

When you are taking her from behind SO HARD that her eyes are popping out like a gold fish!

Ron was fucking her so hard when I entered the room, it was easy to tell he was gold fishin'.
She was gold fishin FER SHERR beacuase her eyes kept popping in and out..

by Ron Ruias September 28, 2007

Gold fishing

The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has just pour water containing one more "Gold Fish" in ones anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind.

"Hey why is my floor wet ?"

"Sorry,I was Gold Fishing"

by pseudonym_Liqour October 10, 2016

Goldfish Fight Club

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.

Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.

by kskeith1978 April 14, 2017