goonk goonk

My childhood word for penis that my mother got from somewhere or invented. I've never heard this word in any other context and have no idea where she got it from. I'm also too embarrassed to ask her about it.

Be sure to wash under your goonk goonk.

by jlovato August 22, 2006

Gowhonker

Someone who practices sniffing used briefs and other crotch related underwear to derive sexual gratification

What bleeding gowhonker has gone and stolen my underwear from the wash?

by Eudaimonea September 4, 2009

goonk bang

Middle school boys group chat that consist of making fun of each other and sending pics of girls and making fun of them

Yo Shane did u see that pic of shanene she lookin like a thot gotta send it to goonk bang

by Goonk bang 3.0 January 14, 2018

gohnk

To look like you're smelling fresh dog shit.

And I looked like GOHNK what's that smell, yo??

by Punjab May 22, 2017

Ghonk

A very stupid and annoying man. Also has a very very small dink.

You're such a ghonk!

by JoannaTheGoanna May 11, 2018

Gohookey

A person who is both goofy and crazy.

"Hey did you talk that old tinkerer up the way?"
"I tried, but that man was completely gohookey. I couldn't get a single word in through his ramblings."

by 1000muffins July 12, 2019

goonker

a term used to describe someone’s attire when they are dressed or appear in a foolish way

David: Hey man, what shoes should I wear to the wedding? My sandals or my dress shoes?

John: Dude, do not wear sandals to a wedding. You will look like a goonker.

by middlenix April 4, 2021